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I'm a sympathy card with a badge.
I say stuff like "I want to get in bed on you".

Sterilise the pickaxe I'm going in.

Here's the only thing I own with a skull,
a kiln fired post-ironic coaster.
Yes I love the way that you deliberately asked that guy
to make those spelling errors on your tattoos.

Sterilise the pickaxe I'm going in.

I'd rather nod my green leather flatcap along to Yes
than let on that I couldn't read the flyer.
Damn you - I couldn't read the Roger Dean.
But I'll smile on anyway, anyhow.
Looks like I'm not the only one in here made a terrible mistake

I take solace. I only date as bad as this ditty.
(or pot noodle).


from That Winning Smile Of Dinner, released February 27, 2014



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Eat Your Robot London, UK

A sinister immersion composition supergroup featuring:

Mike Woodman (Thumpermonkey),
John Mackenzie (Godzilla Black / The Legion Of Doom),
Mike Hutchinson (Ex-Thumpermonkey / Olid / Todger).

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