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This is not a test,
or a vague request.
It's an instruction.

'Cos I cannot invest
In all the effervesce
you are bubbling on.

So keep the parlour trance.
This is not a dance.
I don't even nod my head.
No, this is just me sitting down.

Have all the little birdies flown?
Replaced by winged monkeys spreading disease,
while foreign plumbers steal the family cheese.
The thought of me alive in your brain,
swimming in all your nonsense...
Give me back my ball.
CC my P.A. on the minutes of what you just said.

Still I woudn't make you ex.
Those fascinating wrecks,
kept you in the clear.

Until I realised,
what keeps you energised
Is elemental fear.

Keep you out of sight,
show me where to bite.
Let's go check out the dawn,
but never speak about the day.

Have all the little birdies flown?
Replaced by cancer tentacles in the streets,
with militarised immigrants at its teats.
The thought of us alive In your brain,
doing the things we don't do...
Give me back my ball.
Your love is like a 4 hour ghost train to Terminal 4.

Here's a parting gift;
something you can mull over on all fours.

All that you assumed was your heritage - well - it was never yours.
Now shut your beak and sparko.


from That Winning Smile Of Dinner, released February 27, 2014



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Eat Your Robot London, UK

A sinister immersion composition supergroup featuring:

Mike Woodman (Thumpermonkey),
John Mackenzie (Godzilla Black / The Legion Of Doom),
Mike Hutchinson (Ex-Thumpermonkey / Olid / Todger).

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