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What if the monster demands a mate? Be bold.
We'll let the lottery choose their fate.
Tired old people marry for the dough;
can't be any more harsh.
What if the monster goes out at night? Kicks off.
Ruins the ambassadorial head lock,

Now I'm tired of this job; tired of smiling like I'm not tired of tired people who complain cos they can't see they won't stop being tired even if we all start a war here.

What if the monster decides it's lost it's touch.
What if it outs itself at the next press launch,
hits Sonoma, settles down, starts a microbrewery chain.
What if the monster starts selling kids cocaine,
Rosacea, meteorism and chilblains.

Now I'm tired of this job tired of smiling like I'm not tired of tired people who complain because their love of tired fake moral panic stops them from kicking off a war here.

Name all of the monsters you know.
Love, truth, and honesty come in second.
(I can't reveal my sources).
Show me yours I'll slip you a mickey
while you're waiting for me to show mine.
These are not the droids you're looking for.


from That Winning Smile Of Dinner, released February 27, 2014



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Eat Your Robot London, UK

A sinister immersion composition supergroup featuring:

Mike Woodman (Thumpermonkey),
John Mackenzie (Godzilla Black / The Legion Of Doom),
Mike Hutchinson (Ex-Thumpermonkey / Olid / Todger).

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